Vain

History

• Dear poncy Journal,

  Vain's life began on a cold snowing day. His mother instantly casting him off into the world as she died before even giving a name. He was tended for by a foster home but never given names only numbers. In his younger days he stole from local venders snatching the sweet buns to gobble them down, thus growing pudgy. His ears never helping his case when confronted with stealing. He had been told his mother was a human and his father too, so his ears were a simple deformity. However no one would listen to that. Later at the age fifteen and after loosing all the weight by running from guards Vain found himself a servant's job at a near by castle only a short journey from his hovel. He had been kicked out of the home for causing the death of too many sweet cakes and buns.
  
  With clean hair, face and colours he set off into the castle for his first day of work. Or he would have if he had not been kidnapped by an en-crazed lunatic with crimson hair and cat green eyes. The mental, Frankie, had mistaken him for a prince and held him for ransom.Unfortunately the loon had grown board stolen some of the palace's gold then dragged Vain away. After bickering with the male only four years his elder he had gained the name Vain.
  
  Four years later Vain failed to inform Frank that he was an Urchin and he will take it to his grave. Or until he forgets that Frank doesn't know and muses about it.